episode 21

the mystery of the wet pyjamas is solved in your head and you decide not to sweat over this anymore. to know that the fluids you lost overnight were just some body perspiration is quite a comforting thought, so you let out a sigh of relief. but inside the dark spots of your mind, second thoughts start to flash, bright and erratic like cheap neon lights, making you sigh once again. a longer, deeper and louder sigh this time, loaded with resentment over the fact it wasn’t a wet dream. a little orgasm during sleep wouldn’t have been so bad after all…



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episode 20

you quickly check under your blankets fearing for the worse but find no immediate answer. for the first time in your life, you are unable to tell the difference between sweat, urine and other bodily fluids.

the case requires further investigation. you consider 3 possible explanations for your wet pyjamas:

alternative one. the first idea that comes to your dirty mind is that you might have had a wet dream. very unlikely, considering your age. so you move to…

alternative number two. bed wetting. it is true that the fear of confronting POP have made you pee in your pants once before but, according to your nose, this seems not to be the case this time, so your best guess is…

alternative number three, none of the above. you decide that the bodily fluid in question must be of the salty kind and if now you find yourself in a pool of sweat as you wake up, most likely it’s just because you went to bed with one partner, I mean, one blanket too many.



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